The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 63 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.215 billion NSC Puppet 63ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 63ian economy, worth 958 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,184 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 63's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 63 is ranked 85,627^th in the world and 686^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.21 billion capita.